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Finding Hakuryu pt. 4

[(Anonymous)]

Lighting up a cigarette, Gojyo sauntered over to the Jeep. He looked at Hakkai, noting the gleam in the other man’s eyes and he sighed. They would be dragging this hunk of junk back to Sanzo, after all. But, how? It wasn’t like they could call someone to come pick it up. Cars were extremely rare. In fact, this was the first one Gojyo could ever recall seeing.

“Got any bright ideas, Hakkai?” Gojyo kicked a tire.

Kyuuu!

Surprised, Gojyo stumbled backwards, landing hard on his ass. “Hakkai! That old fart was telling the truth! This thing does make noise!” With a shaking hand, Gojyo picked up his cigarette that he’d dropped. He was so shocked that he stuck the dirty cigarette into his mouth, spitting out dirt when he’d realized what he had done.

“Please, Gojyo. Don’t kick him.” Hakkai ran his hand lovingly over the hood of the Jeep, earning another ‘kyuuu’. But this kyuuu was softer, more pleasant than the one it let out when Gojyo kicked it. Did he hear Hakkai right? Calling the Jeep, him?

Digging around under the floor mat, Hakkai came up with a key. “Aha. That’s what I was looking for.” Climbing in the Jeep, Hakkai ran his hands over the steering column, looking for the keyhole. Finding it, Hakkai put one foot on the brake and one on the clutch and put the key in. Wiggling the stick shift, he made sure he was in neutral. Gojyo watched Hakkai with ever widening eyes, wondering just where the hell Hakkai learned to drive.

At first, the Jeep coughed and sputtered. Really coughed. It almost sounded like a child with a cold and Gojyo pinched himself. This had to be a dream, right? He kept telling himself that it was a dream but as he watched Hakkai, that theory didn’t hold up very long. How could he be dreaming this? He didn’t know the first thing about cars and Hakkai really looked like he knew what he was doing.

Climbing out of the Jeep, Hakkai lifted the hood. “Oh, you poor thing.” Clicking his tongue, Hakkai pulled out handfuls of weeds from the engine. “Just how long have they left you alone?” Headlights blinked several times. “Days?” The horn beeped once. “Weeks?” The horn beeped once again. “Months?” The Jeep went crazy, beeping and blinking it’s lights. “They left you out here for seven months? All alone?” A sad ‘kyuuu’ sound. “Well, you’re not alone anymore. You have me and Gojyo.”

Now he was convinced that he was dreaming. Hakkai was talking to the Jeep and the damn thing was answering him! Burning heat bit at his fingers and Gojyo stubbed out the cigarette that he had forgotten he’d had in his hand.

Back in the Jeep, Hakkai turned the key and it started. Black smoke from the tail pipe sputtered out and the Jeep died again. Once more, Hakkai started the Jeep and this time, it was running. Smiling and patting the dash, Hakkai spoke softly to the Jeep. Pushing the clutch in, Hakkai shifted to first gear and gently pushed down on the gas, making the Jeep buck and shudder but they traveled about 10 feet before the Jeep stalled.

Hakkai laughed, his laughter ringing out in the afternoon. Unconsciously, Gojyo started to laugh, too. It had been a long time since he’d heard Hakkai laugh that freely and it was a nice sound. Soon, they were both laughing and the Jeep kyuuu’d with them, as if he was laughing, also. Starting the Jeep up again, Hakkai pushed down harder on the gas and before Gojyo knew it, Hakkai was driving around in circles, as if he’d been driving for years. One last circle and Hakkai stopped the Jeep next to Gojyo.

“Ready to go home, Gojyo?” Dusting himself off, Gojyo tossed their satchels in the back and climbed in. They rounded the front of the monastery and Hakkai waved at the monks who were peeking out at them. Gojyo wasn’t so nice…he flipped them off.

Finding Hakuryu pt. 5

[(Anonymous)]

As Hakkai drove them through the woods, a thought occurred to Gojyo. “Hey, Hakkai?” The green eyed man made a noise, letting Gojyo know he heard him but never taking his eyes off the road. “Just where the hell did you learn to drive?”

“Correspondence course.” Hakkai downshifted as the wide path got rougher. “As a teacher, I needed to keep myself as up to date with the subjects I taught, so I always took correspondence courses on math, reading, and other subjects.” Turning on the headlights, Hakkai continued. “However, some of the most interesting courses I took had nothing to do with any subject I taught. I took a course on picking locks, but I highly doubt I will ever have a use for that one!”

After driving for an hour or so, the path narrowed and it was clear that the Jeep wouldn’t fit through. Hakkai stopped and turned off the engine. “I suppose, we’ll have to backtrack.”

The Jeep kyuuu’d. A bright light surrounded them and like a bat out of hell, both men leapt from the Jeep. When the light went out, there, in between them was a white dragon. Stunned green eyes met wide red eyes and both of them sat there, jaws open. Waddling over to Hakkai, the dragon stood in front of him, wings spread wide, neck extended to the sky. Lowering his head, the dragon met Hakkai’s eyes. Bright red eyes stared back at him and Hakkai could swear the little creature was smiling at him.

“Holy shit.”

“Oh my.”

Gojyo reached into his pocket, pulled out his cigarettes and with trembling hands, tried to light it. His hands were shaking so badly, he couldn’t get the lighter to work. The dragon left Hakkai and waddled over to Gojyo. A thin flame burst from the dragon. Understanding what the creature was doing, Gojyo leaned down and lit his cigarette.

“Thanks.” Here he was, on the floor of a forest, and a dragon had just lit his cigarette. No one was going to believe this!

“Wait until Sanzo sees this!”

Whipping his head, Hakkai glared at Gojyo. “Sanzo is not going to see this!” The little dragon wandered back to Hakkai and he snatched him up, holding him close to his chest. “If you think I’m turning this wonderful being over to Sanzo, you’re sorely mistaken, Gojyo.” Smoothing the ruffled feathers on the dragon’s neck, Hakkai talked in a low, soothing voice. “It’s alright. You have nothing to fear. You may stay with Gojyo and myself for as long as you like.” Emerald eyes bored into Gojyo’s eyes. “Right, Gojyo?” Gojyo nodded. Hakkai was fucking scary when he got like this.

With the dragon on Hakkai’s shoulder and each man carrying their own satchel, they started walking and soon came to the inn they had stayed at the night before. After consulting the dragon, Hakkai informed Gojyo they would be stopping to eat and then they would be on their way again. The three of them ate and soon, with the dragon in the form of a Jeep, they were on their way again. By nightfall, they were home.

Hakkai got the little dragon settled and came out of his bedroom to talk to Gojyo.

“Tomorrow, I’ll go and collect our money from Sanzo.” Hakkai set the kettle on the stove, turned on the flame and waited for the water to get hot.

“You’re nuts if you think Sanzo’s gonna pay us if you show up, no vehicle and a dragon on your shoulder.”

Hakkai just shrugged. “He needs a name.”

“Who? The dragon?” Hakkai nodded. The kettle whistled and soon, two cups of steaming tea were on the table. Both sat in silence, sipping their tea. “Well, since he’s taken a liking to you, I think you should have part of your name in there, someplace.” Gojyo thought for a few minutes. “What about Hakuryu?” He munched on a cookie. “It’s got a bit of your name in it and that sound he makes. It’s like taking both sounds and smashing them together.”

“Hakuryu.” Hakkai tried out the name. Yes, it fit the little red eyed dragon. Hakuryu. “I like it.” Hakkai ate a cookie. “Tomorrow, I’ll introduce Hakuryu to Sanzo.”

Finding Hakuryu pt. 6

[(Anonymous)]

Bright and early the next morning, Hakkai and Hakuryu set out for the monastery where Sanzo and Goku lived. Knocking on Sanzo’s door and hearing a sullen, “come in,” Hakkai entered the office. As usual, Sanzo was sitting behind a vast desk and Goku was on the floor next to him, coloring a picture that looked suspiciously like the sun.

“Good Morning, Sanzo.”

Sanzo grunted in answer. “Did you bring it back?”

“I’m sorry to tell you this, but there was no vehicle there, after all.”

Tossing down his pen, Sanzo huffed in anger. “I knew it! Those old farts probably just wanted a visit from a Sanzo priest and this is the story they made up to get me there.” Sanzo was just about to pick up another pen when a gasp from the floor stopped him.

“Hakkai! When did you get a dragon?” Goku jumped up from the floor, his drawing forgotten at the sight of the little white dragon. With a tentative touch, Goku began to pet the dragon.

“Oh, him?” Hakkai extended his arm, letting Hakuryu walk to the end and lowering his arm so Goku could pet him. “Gojyo and I found him in the woods. He was all alone and looked hungry, so we brought him back with us.”

There was something that Sanzo couldn’t quite put his finger on. Did Hakkai really think he’d buy this bullshit story about finding a dragon in the middle of the woods? Narrowing his eyes, Sanzo stared at Hakkai but the demon slayer, just sat there, a serene smile on his face. Damnit! Hakkai was hiding something but from past experience, Sanzo knew Hakkai would just sit there, with that fucking smile on his face.

“Since there was no vehicle, I’m not paying you.”

Before all of the words were out of Sanzo’s mouth, a itemized receipt was in front of him. One night’s lodging, four lunches, two breakfasts, two dinners, plus expenses. This was too much! Staring at each other, Sanzo with a glare hot enough to start a fire and Hakkai, that same serene smile on his face. Tension filled the room. Neither man looked away. Goku cleared his throat, the tension making him really nervous. Finally…Sanzo cracked.

“Che.” Writing out the check, Sanzo shoved it across the desk and without breaking his smile, Hakkai folded it, storing it in his wallet.

“Thank you, Sanzo.” With a wave of his hand, Sanzo dismissed Hakkai. “Goku, would you like to come by for lunch? You can get to know Hakuryu better and we can do some more reading,” Hugging Hakuryu to him, Goku nodded, his hair flopping over his face. Hakuryu let out a strangled kyuuu, for Goku was hugging so tightly, he pushed the breath right out of the white dragon.

“It’s settled. Goku, we’ll see you in about three hours for lunch. Sanzo, you’re more than welcome to come with Goku.” Hakkai laughed at the rude gesture Sanzo made.

Halfway home, Hakkai stopped and looked at Hakuryu. Really looked at Hakuryu. Those red eyes, the little horns on top of his head; they looked so familiar to him, as if he’d seen those eyes some where, some place before. When Hakuryu changed from Jeep form to his dragon form, it was if the last piece of Hakkai’s life clicked into place. As if a long lost family member had finally come home. It was a strange feeling, one that he couldn’t shake. If he could just…remember…who…

“Kyuuu?” The questioning cry pulled Hakkai from his thoughts. Shaking to cobwebs from his mind, Hakkai smiled at Hakuryu. Oh, well. It was probably just his imagination.

Re: Finding Hakuryu pt. 6

[(Anonymous)]

Not the requester, but oh my, this was utterly delightful! I love the easy familiarity between Gojyo and Hakkai, and the more prickly interactions with Sanzo...and Hakkai's ever-so-slightly deranged enthusiasm for the new vehicle. The bit about his random correspondence courses in particular had me giggling out loud. Thank you for such an enjoyable piece, Anonymous!

Re: Finding Hakuryu pt. 6

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad you liked it! I was worried that no one was following this meme anymore and I got all warm and fuzzy when I read your review! Did you guess who the dragon reminds Hakkai of?