Anonymous Saiyuki "Gen" Meme!

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Stolen from vom_marlowe who stole it from toxictattoo. Requested by redbrunja

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Anonymously post a request for that fic you've always wanted to see, but for what ever reason, haven't written. The focus of the story should be the plot, not the sexxxings. This does not mean that smut is a no-fly-zone, just that scenarios only serving to get the characters into each other's pants can go to the oh-so-hot kink meme.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Gojyo and Jien: Important Shit My Big Brother Taught Me. Cute, angsty, violent, sweet... it's all good.

[(Anonymous)]

Ukoku as 60's cult leader, à la Charles Manson.

[(Anonymous)]

Koumyou tells Kouryuu a bedtime story.

[(Anonymous)]

Kenren giving Goku pointers on how to talk his way out of trouble with Tenpou or Konzen (or both) giving commentary on the validity of Kenren's advice

[(Anonymous)]

How Zakuro Got His Groove Back

[(Anonymous)]

Alice in Wonderland with Sanzo as Alice

[(Anonymous)]

Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai trying to decide which of them has to give Goku 'the big sex talk' (having the talk is optional)

[(Anonymous)]

Goku (unsuccessfully) tries to discover Konzen's birthday, with Kenren and Tenpou's help.

[(Anonymous)]

Goku sneaks a kitten into Konzen's office, havoc insues (toss in Tenbou,Kenren Kannon etc if it makes you smile)

[(Anonymous)]

Kenren teaches baby Goku to gamble.

[(Anonymous)]

I AGREE WITH THIS. SO HARD.

[(Anonymous)]

Hakuryu and Hakkai backstory: how does the little dragon first enter his life?

[(Anonymous)]

Chibi Jien meeting his little half-brother for the first time.

[(Anonymous)]

Yaone and Dokugakuji. Cooking.

The Gambler

[(Anonymous)]

Gojyo gets the best advice of his life, and it doesn't come from family.

Warning: Song induced plot bunny by Kenny Rogers 'The Gambler'

Gojyo and OC (not together.) Old hand (OC) gives advice to the new kid on the streets (Gojyo).

Takes place after Gojyo has moved away from the house he grew up in.


Can make it a songfic or not, your choice.

Re: The Gambler

[(Anonymous)]

Is there any chance you could give a download link to the song? I might do it if you do :)

[(Anonymous)]

I would love a catboy-Goku in some variation or the other, if he gets together with Gojyo somehow that would be a huge pre but definitely not necessary, would love it if Gojyo has a big part in it though...

Re: The Gambler

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry:

Found a You-Tube. Hope this works for you! *crosses fingers*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo

If this is a double post will you please delete mellow_dk?

Thanks.

[(Anonymous)]

Hakkai or Gojyo and their inner reasons for going back to find Sanzo during the whole Gunlock-Hazel thing-- besides wanting to kick his ass, of course.

[(Anonymous)]

A fic with Yaone and Dokugakuji, highlighting what good friends they are. Bonus points if this happens at a bar with pool.

[(Anonymous)]

Ummm.. does this refer to things that happen post Reload 7? No, spoilers please, just a yes or no answer.

[(Anonymous)]

Pippi and Goku, and what it's like living in that youkai village. I'd love to have a touch of Goku angsting about who the 'real him' is.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't know, unfortunately (yet). I'm talking anime, not manga. :)

Re: The Gambler

[(Anonymous)]

Also you can find the lyrics here (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kenny+rogers/the+gambler_20077886.html). Hope this helps!

(Not the original requester, just a very interested spectator who's always eager to enable good Gojyo genfic)

Talking to Goku (Or, The Big Sex Talk)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I hope you like this!

“Lirin?” Sanzo stared at Hakkai in what could only be described as absolute horror. “Lirin as in, Kougaji’s brat-sister?”
Hakkai’s smile was noticeably strained as he nodded, gaze shooting over Sanzo, trying to locate his gun. “I’m afraid so, Sanzo, I noticed them when I was in town. They where… Holding hands.”
“Holding hands, huh?” Gojyo grinned. “Well go monkey!”
The fan landed and Gojyo and Sanzo glared at each other. Gojyo, of course, was the first to look away. He huffed. “I’m only saying the monkey could’ve done worse, you asshole, with Lirin being a princess and all, ‘s no reason to hit me!”
“You must be wrong Hakkai, it can’t have been Goku,” Sanzo’s voice carried a timbre in it that told them in no uncertain terms that whatever they said, he wasn’t going to believe them anyway. Goku was not having a girlfriend. It was fucking impossible and that was that.
“Well, I must say I wasn’t quite expecting it either, but I am really quite sure it was Goku, Sanzo, I am, after all, quite familiar with how he looks…”
If looks could kill, Hakkai would’ve been dead on the ground right about then.
“Goku does not have a girlfriend, and specially not that brat of Kougaji’s! He’s too young for that.”
“But Sanzo I really-“
“Oh come on you stupid monk,” Gojyo interrupted Hakkai, “Yeah he’s still a kid, but if you think about it, he’s way old enough to start lookin’ at girls! And Hakkai only saw them holding hands, it’s not like they’re fucking like bunnies or anything… Or like monkeys for the matter!” he added as he ducked away for the bullet wizzing past his head. “Get a grip you stupid monk!”
“Now, now,” Hakkai sussed, “While he could’ve said it in more… Diplomatic ways, Gojyo is right Sanzo… Goku does have the age to start showing interest in the fairer sex. I wonder though…”
“Yes..?” Sanzo sounded like his nerves where ready to give in and just have a breakdown, but he did seem to spend some effort into not shooting either of them.
“Well, what I was wondering, Euhmn, what I was going to say, actually… Sanzo, did you ever, well, talk to him?”
Sanzo glared at him, “Of course I talk to him! Don’t be stupid Hakkai, I know you aren’t.”
“Ah, well than that, at least, is out of the way… It would be horribly inconvenient if Goku didn’t know the etiquette of the more… Physical aspects of a relationship.”
“What the fuck are you implying?”
Gojyo, in the meanwhile, was grinning like a cat who got the cream. “Hakkai, if you mean sex, just call it sex! And I don’t think our worldly monk had that talk with Goku,”.
Sanzo scowled at him.
“Well, have you?”
“… No…”
“See?” Gojyo said, pushing away the barrel that was pushed against his head with practiced ease, “Hakkai’s right though, I mean, if he wants to fuck her, he has to know what to do first right, and about condoms and stuff…”
“Well than you go talk to him, if you want that so bad! Pervert,” Sanzo glared at him.
“Oh, hey, no fucking way monk! Aren’t you supposed to be like, his father-figure or something? You can do it! I mean, come on, it’s Goku! I ain’t gonna explain to him where to put his cock and-“
“That’s quite enough Gojyo, thank you,” Hakkai gave his best friend a meaningful look before looking to a fuming – and kind of purple really – Sanzo. “I really do agree with him Sanzo, I mean, would you want Goku to learn how to properly treat a lady from Gojyo? That really isn’t such a good or… Er, ethical idea don’t you think?”