Well, I have no wank or macros for you yet, but if you haven't read it yet, this fic was mentioned on f!s today and is quite good. I think I'm developing a fondness for fluffy Merlin/Arthur AU fic, and I blame you.

Also? It's looking likely that I will have to bitch about my anthro class when you get back. Says my instructor, "Being a cultural relativist does not require that you be a moral relativist." This does not fill me with confidence.