So, Pottermore...

I got sorted into Slytherin, which really, kind of expected.

I'm kind of relieved that they autogenerate usernames, what with it eliminating profanity in a kids game, and it also keeps 500 Snape wives from having declarations of that fact. That said, holy crap I got the biggest Sue name ever, and it didn't give me multiple choice ('Dog can back me up on this), I take no responsibility for this one. So if you want to friend me, I'm NimbusRose15012.