“Hey! I happen to treat my ladies very well ya hear! Alright! I’ll do that talk-thing!” ”Oh no you perverted kappa, you will do no such thing! Like hell are you corrupting Goku!” “Worried, priest?” “Yes, yes I am! Hakkai, you do it,”. “Me? But I really should think… You, as Goku’s father-figure, should do this particular thing…” “You’re his teacher, you teach him things, you can teach him this, too. Or better yet, you can tell him to stay away from that damn brat!” “Awww, are we jealous? And why can’t you do it, huh? Scared? Or don’t you have any experience? Ah I can’t believe it Hakkai, the priest is abiding one vow, one, and it’s the vow a chastity! No wonder he’s so trigger-happy all the time!” “You want to die, you asshole?” The gun pushed against Gojyo’s temple again, “I’d be all too happy to help you! I-“ Sanzo really did look ready to kill him right than and there. “Now, now, I really don’t think shooting Gojyo is going to help any Sanzo, you might want to refrain from doing so… Now let us see… Why don’t we vote, hmm? The one with the most votes talks to Goku,”. The other two nodded. “I vote for me,” Gojyo said, “After all, at least I have experience and don’t want to keep the kid a life-long virgin! He’s no monk, monk, he can fuck someone even if you don’t!” Sanzo glared at him. “Hakkai, you do it, I really don’t trust the idiot to do something like that!” “Aha, well, I really think that it’d be best if you did it Sanzo… After all, you are the one he trusts most and needs support from…” Gojyo muttered something that sounded suspiciously like ‘support, riiiight…’. “And thus,” Hakkai continued, “I think we are even. So is there anyone willing to change their vote?” Silence ensued. “Alright than… Any other propositions?” “We could do rock-paper-scissors on it? Loser talks to Goku?” Gojyo said offhandedly.
They stared at the three scissors. It was the 32nd time they played the game, and the 32nd time they all had the same thing. “This. Is not. Working.” Sanzo growled, staring at his hand with intense distaste on his face. “Well…” Hakkai said, cautiously, “Maybe, you know, we could talk to him together, you know, with the three of us. That way everyone helps.” Gojyo nodded. “And than there’s that…” he said, nodding. “Right, whatever,”.
Goku looked up at the three man standing in front of him, all looking at him in distinctly sinister ways. “What, er, is the matter?” “We’d like to have a talk with you Goku,” Hakkai started, smile so strained Goku quickly looked away. “Yeah,” Gojyo was smirking in a way that meant no good for him, “There’s some stuff, you need to know, see,”. “You need to stay the fuck away from her!” Sanzo growled. “Sanzo, we agreed that we where not going to-“ More, Goku didn’t hear. He’d already fled. He was due to meet Lirin by the city-gate and they where going to go taste that interesting sort of sushi that they had in this town. Whatever they wanted to talk about, he didn’t want to hear it, and it was much more fun with Lirin anyway!
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Talking to Goku (Or, The Big Sex Talk) 2
”Oh no you perverted kappa, you will do no such thing! Like hell are you corrupting Goku!”
“Worried, priest?”
“Yes, yes I am! Hakkai, you do it,”.
“Me? But I really should think… You, as Goku’s father-figure, should do this particular thing…”
“You’re his teacher, you teach him things, you can teach him this, too. Or better yet, you can tell him to stay away from that damn brat!”
“Awww, are we jealous? And why can’t you do it, huh? Scared? Or don’t you have any experience? Ah I can’t believe it Hakkai, the priest is abiding one vow, one, and it’s the vow a chastity! No wonder he’s so trigger-happy all the time!”
“You want to die, you asshole?” The gun pushed against Gojyo’s temple again, “I’d be all too happy to help you! I-“ Sanzo really did look ready to kill him right than and there.
“Now, now, I really don’t think shooting Gojyo is going to help any Sanzo, you might want to refrain from doing so… Now let us see… Why don’t we vote, hmm? The one with the most votes talks to Goku,”.
The other two nodded.
“I vote for me,” Gojyo said, “After all, at least I have experience and don’t want to keep the kid a life-long virgin! He’s no monk, monk, he can fuck someone even if you don’t!”
Sanzo glared at him. “Hakkai, you do it, I really don’t trust the idiot to do something like that!”
“Aha, well, I really think that it’d be best if you did it Sanzo… After all, you are the one he trusts most and needs support from…”
Gojyo muttered something that sounded suspiciously like ‘support, riiiight…’.
“And thus,” Hakkai continued, “I think we are even. So is there anyone willing to change their vote?”
Silence ensued.
“Alright than… Any other propositions?”
“We could do rock-paper-scissors on it? Loser talks to Goku?” Gojyo said offhandedly.
They stared at the three scissors. It was the 32nd time they played the game, and the 32nd time they all had the same thing. “This. Is not. Working.” Sanzo growled, staring at his hand with intense distaste on his face.
“Well…” Hakkai said, cautiously, “Maybe, you know, we could talk to him together, you know, with the three of us. That way everyone helps.”
Gojyo nodded. “And than there’s that…” he said, nodding.
“Right, whatever,”.
Goku looked up at the three man standing in front of him, all looking at him in distinctly sinister ways. “What, er, is the matter?”
“We’d like to have a talk with you Goku,” Hakkai started, smile so strained Goku quickly looked away.
“Yeah,” Gojyo was smirking in a way that meant no good for him, “There’s some stuff, you need to know, see,”.
“You need to stay the fuck away from her!” Sanzo growled.
“Sanzo, we agreed that we where not going to-“
More, Goku didn’t hear. He’d already fled. He was due to meet Lirin by the city-gate and they where going to go taste that interesting sort of sushi that they had in this town. Whatever they wanted to talk about, he didn’t want to hear it, and it was much more fun with Lirin anyway!
Hope you liked it, would love to know what you thought!